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25 DEEP Questions
1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
-the first one by far is more difficult. im a very private person but very curious. when people tell me things i try to pay attention as much as possible, so i stare into their eyes. probably creepily
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
-this is tough cuz i cant really think of the last time i was angry. it doesnt happen often. wait actually. last week a friend of mine was hurt pretty bad by her brother and i was like blindly furious, i jsut paced and didnt know what to do. no other thought was in my head other than the picture of her,and what we were gonna do about him.
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
-umm im not sure. prolly my grandparents, i try to talk to them at least once a week and they love talking to me and hearing my voice. my grandma also tells me family gossip so that would probably comfort/distract me. i probably wouldnt say a word about what was going on at my end.
4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
-again im very private so i would probably not tell anyone for a few days, jsut work and try to gather my thoughts lol. i would tell very few people, just close friends and family. probaly a total of 10 people i would tell directly.
5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
-probably love. ive have trusted and been trusted all my life by everyone around me complete strangers so i know what the feels like, ive never really loved or been loved (romantically anyways) i kinda think the 2 go hand in hand. well in order to love someone you have to trust them i feel.
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
-i would save the dog fo sho. i can get another job. ive never had trouble with finding those.
7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
-the one i love. if you love them, you love for them is more important than that mistake they made. however getting hurt by someone that you trust deeply makes it very hard to recover from, especially if there isnt that love barrier. lol love barrier
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
-idk thats tough, but im all for taking risks, as far as romance is concerned. id go for it
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
-umm no. he kinda had a miserable existence at the end. now if say one of my living grandparents died suddenly i totally would.
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
yes.
11. Does love = sex?
umm for me i dont think i could ever have sex with some random person and it be completely just a physical interaction.
12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
nope. life is tough, i got this job, i work hard. ive built up a reputation. my coworkers would much rather have me stay than this new guy. you got this job fairly recently so having to find another one is not new to you, nor is not having an income for a period of time. im serious about my job and money. dont f*** with them. and if the boss is jsut gonna lay off the most recent worker, thats a dumb policy. maybe this new guy is better than some lazy employees, get rid of them. the workforce is survival of the fittest
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
-umm im not sure if it was the lst time but it was for sure the toughest ive had in a long time. when my exgirlfriend broke up with me, i called my mom and balled to her for and hour. i hadnt cried to my mom since i was like 10. i told her that, and how much i hate school and that i wanna drop out. im about to have another conversation with her again, im gonna have to tell her that i lost my scholarship and that school isnt an option. can i just live in a fairytale where parents dont exist?
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
-ive never told someone that i love them, not romantically anyways. and the one time i was told, it was when i broke up with her and she was like, "but i love you" so at that point my mind was already made up. that was my first girlfriend.
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
-my closest friends. ive kinda given up everything pre-college as it is already. i dont see my family but every 2 months. i only talk to one person from high school, that is occasionally at best (sad face). i dont miss where i grew up or my upbringing. if i were to lose my friends down here in louisville i would be devastated.
umm actually dear followers i mean you!! i cant bear to lose you!
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
my grandma on the phone probably. not sure
17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
-like am i changing someone elses decision here or my own course of action? me? i wouldnt ever change anything i have ever done. if i made mistakes i have (hopefully) learned from them. if i changed those things then it will for sure happen in the future. now i would change some other peoples decisions but thats something else entirely
18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
-Sting. cuz if its an orc it will glow. if it doesnt glow then i know its just a person and i have nothign to fear, cuz, you know, i am awesome
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
-yes. my reasoning. why not???
21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
-that baby. i dont know who it is, whose it is, its name, anything. it is faceless to me, and probably crying obnoxiously. and thats the truth. now if it was a baby i knew it would be a different story
22. Are you old fashioned?
-id like to fancy myself as such. not sure how others feel about that
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
-well i give pretty ladies in drive thru at work extra sauces. im never ever gonna see them again, but its like a thank you for stopping by
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
-door number 1. cuz door number 2 is boring and unfullfilling i feel
25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
-i wish i knew what number 20 on this list was! its missing for some reason. also stand and walk and jump on the moon. that would be the bee's knees (see i am old fashioned)
they both look pretty ugly to me. a girl needs some meat on her bones if you know what i mean

they both look pretty ugly to me. a girl needs some meat on her bones if you know what i mean

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Killing Floor review

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by: Matt Ress

If there’s one Steam game that I know a thing or two about, it’s Killing Floor. With almost four hundred hours logged, it’s by far my most played game in my library. I don’t know what it is about this survival horror game, but I always find myself coming back to it.

The concept is simple: pick a perk based on your favorite style of play and survive wave after wave of horribly mutated ”specimen.” Whether you like being up close to the action, or sitting back and picking off enemies from afar, there’s a perk for you. There’s even a perk that focuses on healing your party, which is my personal favorite. Each perk has its own variety of weapons, ranging from the simple machete to a powerful automatic shotgun and even a devastating crossbow.

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